Fifteenth

I havn't been seeing clearly.

Fourteenth

I expected my boobs to get fondled at least...

Thirteenth

I have hit a road block.

Twelfth

I think life is candy coated so we don't realize how fucking awful it is.

Eleventh

I need someone to take care of me.

Tenth

I'm the same way.

Ninth

I don't have a set path.

Eighth

I was at home once.

Seventh

I felt like I could fly.

Sixth

I want to get the fuck out of here.

Fifth

I celebrate on the outside, even though I don't always have something to celebrate.

Fourth

I drink my vodka from a carousel straw.

Third

I accidentally killed this tree.

Second

I missed Europe today.

First

I am an old banana.